Santa Claus

S. D.: How does Santa get in your house?

Mom: Magic.

S. D.: What kind of magic?

Mom: Special Santa magic.

S. D.: But where does he come into the house?

Mom: Through the chimney.

S. D.: But we have a big thing in the fireplace. (She means our woodstove insert.)

Mom: Yes, that's why he uses magic.

S. D.: But he's really fat. How does he get through door?

Mom: Magic.

S. D.: No, the reindeer have to push.